A Cat's Fair Deeds

If anyone says they don't want women's rights, then cats pounce out of the jet and claw the people and have a wrestling match with them and then fire comes out and unicorns to poke their heads and then fairies put spells on the cats so they can fly back up to the jet and water goes everywhere and then cats with jet packs use blow dryers to blow them around and take them back to cat jail and cat Hades.

People who do like women's rights, the cats and unicorns fly and take them to cat heaven where everything is nice and everyone is treated fairly and the cats get a fish every day, and then they have a big celebration every day, and on Martin Luther King Day every day, a big train takes everybody to a big celebration, and the cats like to call it Martin Luther Cat Day. And then a big cat throws down confetti and all the cats eat cake and then the big cat trumpets as the king and queen cat walk through and then the big cat says "Meow! the king and queen cat are coming through!" and every cat gets to sleep in a house on a woman's lap which is on a chair which is on a carpet which is on a floor which is in a house. The End.

I want this to be a poem called "A Cat's Affair Deeds", because the cats are being fair, aren't they?