Scott Walker Doesn't Listen to the Grass

October 25, 2018: “Scott Walker lives in a hole. His pet is a raven. He doesn’t listen to the grass that sings all around the hole because he likes his raven better, and that’s why he sings like uwurrrrrwurrrrrrrwurwur”

Opian of the Masses

October 21, 2010, age 1:

"Ethiopian... Hattie-opian."

Doctor Doggy

Hattie: "I saw a doctor doggy taking care of a sick doggy."
Me: "what was the doctor doggy's name?
Hattie: "doctor lovely."

Oct. 17, 2012

Thought Long Enough

H: I think someday the statue of the thinker in Center City will move and say "I am free! I have thought long enough and now I know everything in Center City!" - October 10, 2015