"Why do people meditate to God? With an apple in their mouth and glasses on their chin and a band-aid on their forehead saying 'Come onnnnnnnnnn, God, come doooooooown here' and a cat is biting them and they're like 'Come onnnnnnnnnn OW come dooooooooooown OW here'?"
In Mt. Airy I saw a license plate "FOXY BRWN" and another that said "STILL FLY". I explained to Hattie the slang meaning of "fly" and she said "You're fly, daddy!" and that "The person with that license plate must brag a lot" and I said that "fly" is/was part of hip hop slang, and that a lot of hip hop songs involve bragging, such as "Fresh, Fly, Wild and Bold! And we'll be that way until we're old!" and she said "Oh, like 'Yeeeeeeah, I have so much money! And my cat never bites me! And I have coupons to Jules Thin Crust! And they never expire!'"
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