Wizard of Oz: New Credits

From December 29, 2012:

It's been all Wizard of Oz all the time here, and Hattie has her own version of the credits:

Dorothy was played by Hurley
Scarecrow was played by Beduhead
Cowardly Lion was played by Curly Curly Go-go-glug
Auntie Em was played by Cotton Shirley
Glinda the Good Witch was played by Emily the Bad Fairy
Wicked Witch of the West was played by Jolly Harberg
Wicked Witch of the East was played by Patton Andry ("some people call her Blockhead")
She also proposed that the Wicked Witch of the West could have her own song,
"If I only had a cat", and that she should "follow the wicked cat road".

Scott Walker Doesn't Listen to the Grass

October 25, 2018: “Scott Walker lives in a hole. His pet is a raven. He doesn’t listen to the grass that sings all around the hole because he likes his raven better, and that’s why he sings like uwurrrrrwurrrrrrrwurwur”

Opian of the Masses

October 21, 2010, age 1:

"Ethiopian... Hattie-opian."

Doctor Doggy

Hattie: "I saw a doctor doggy taking care of a sick doggy."
Me: "what was the doctor doggy's name?
Hattie: "doctor lovely."

Oct. 17, 2012

Thought Long Enough

H: I think someday the statue of the thinker in Center City will move and say "I am free! I have thought long enough and now I know everything in Center City!" - October 10, 2015

Don't Harsh on the Marsh Flowers

"Don't build on swamps because they have marsh flowers, our only source of marshmallows." - Hattie, 8.20.15