"You know what I don't like about the Lion King? Is that the movie doesn't care about the mommy, it's just all about the daddy and like 'oh, the daddy died, so you know, dad's more important than women -- not true, dude!' Don't try to get children to believe that! Disney is all about men, that's why they did it."
I told her I would post this now and she said "Post this to grandpa Pat... no, post this to someone who owns a Wawa store. Post this to someone who owns an arcade."