Saturday Philly on the feet, South Philly all the week

Her rap from 2012, under an awning in the rain around 10th and South:

West Philly on the beat
Saturday Philly on the feet
South Philly all the week
Robert on Matt's head
Motorcycles on the yellow
Oh no no, I have a fellow
Oh no, I have a rain fellow
Put the fellow inside a cloud
Put the flower inside the rain cloud
Put the rain cloud inside the house
Put Carey on Robert's head
Put the bubbles on the puppy
Put the Hatties on the kitty
Put the kitties on the kitty muscles
Put the kitties on Robert's nose
On South Philly NOO NOO NOO NOO

Butt Survivor

Captain Plot
The only captain who was not dead
And his eyeballs are popped out
And his brain is not there
And he has lost his brain and eyeballs
He's a zombie now
As a zombie he's gone looking for his brain and eyeballs
He's going to eat them

Captain Plot is not a zombie
But he is dead
I don't think he'll go ahoma*
But I know definitely he will never wake up
For he is sanking from his pirate ship
To the bottom of the sea
He cannot tell his orders
Because his first mate and all that
Are already dead
He wishes:

"If only I could save the princess
From the zombie biome swamp
Because I didn't want her to turn into a zombie
She would not make a beautiful zombie
And I think she should live forever
In the zoo
If she was a giraffe
And I suppose she could live in her own castle
without a king and a queen
but I want her to live in a house in the village
and not a castle
I suppose the princess I wanted to save
from the terrible storm
is not under arrest
but is already dead on the pirate ship
that sank in the storm
I don't think I'll ever have my own princess again
But I know I will still have my own bedroom
I know I'm already dead
But I'll never suh-ved
Until I'm an elephant honor"

*when someone is dead for 22 years

Gods and Seas

"I think God has the head and hair and eyes and neck and voice and brain and thoughts of a woman, but the body of a man."

"There's a dad named Chronos who wants to be god of kids, that's why he gets arrested.
The god police let him go and he becomes a god. He looks like a mommy hippo.
The god of Scotland was so mad at him and wanted him to just stay a dad, so he only got to be god for one day. He didn't really know what god does, so he tried to stop mean gods from doing floods and storms and stuff, and he never was mean, he only did nice stuff, so he wasn't very much like a god."

"If God does any more floods in stories, I'll make him lose his job and he won't be God anymore."

"The first sea is New Jersea. The second sea is... other seas. But if you hear someone talk about the seven seas, you know they're a pirate."