Armpit is the Place

Armpit is the place
Everybody loves armpit
Armpit is the man
"Oh, this music is so romantic, and tempting, and spooky, and modern -- and it's all because of armpit! Everybody take pictures of armpit!"
"I want to take pictures of armpit!"
"No, I want to take pictures of armpit!"

Give the Earth a bath
Replanting trees is the soap
Recycling is the water
The recycling bin is the bathtub

Come see Hattie's Extreme Romantic Orchestra

The Story of Her Birth

Just found this one I transcribed a while back:

C-section, then pollution went into your eyeball
C-section, then pollution went into your eyeball
Mommy felt good, even doing the pushing
I was wriggling, I tried this (shakes shoulders)
I tried this (shakes hips) I tried this (shakes legs)
I tried this (gets in sneaky pose) but none of it worked
Until December 2, that's why that's my birthday

Come Onnnnnn, God

"Why do people meditate to God? With an apple in their mouth and glasses on their chin and a band-aid on their forehead saying 'Come onnnnnnnnnn, God, come doooooooown here' and a cat is biting them and they're like 'Come onnnnnnnnnn OW come dooooooooooown OW here'?"

In Mt. Airy I saw a license plate "FOXY BRWN" and another that said "STILL FLY". I explained to Hattie the slang meaning of "fly" and she said "You're fly, daddy!" and that "The person with that license plate must brag a lot" and I said that "fly" is/was part of hip hop slang, and that a lot of hip hop songs involve bragging, such as "Fresh, Fly, Wild and Bold! And we'll be that way until we're old!" and she said "Oh, like 'Yeeeeeeah, I have so much money! And my cat never bites me! And I have coupons to Jules Thin Crust! And they never expire!'"