"I want to see a manatee jump over the moon! Manatee and dolphin kissing on top of the moon!"
Hattie was sitting on my head, whacking my face with a stuffed hedgehog, saying I was in prison for being a bad guy. I said "You know, they used to give criminals all sorts of crazy punishments, but then they made a bill of rights, and one of the rights is that there shall be no cruel and unusual punishment. So a criminal can be put in prison, but you can't sit on his head in prison whacking him in the face with a hedgehog."
Hattie: "No. Dark ages forever."
"Hey man, you can't join the band unless you have a cowbell."
"Instead of 'more cowbell', it should be 'more catbell'!"
