The New York Rule

"Not fair! Everyone has to know morse code in the universe, and in the world, and on Jupiter, and on booboo-head, and on booboo-head planet…"

"So is there a rule in New York that you have to hold your belly button up to the lantern every night, and you have to stick your tongue out for greetings at the window every day? Can you e-mail this to the government please? What if you had to stick your butt out at the window so people can laugh at your butt every day, while drinking tea?"