Towel Me Off Forever

Me: A dehumidifier makes the air less humid.
Hattie: Really? That's great, because I hate humidity!
Me: Then you are truly your mother's daughter, because she hates humidity too.
H: How do you feel about humidity?
Me: I don't like it, but it doesn't bother me the way it bothers mommy.
H: Well guess what, [sings] Mommy genes, genes, genes to the baby, genes, genes, genes to the baby. You could also have little jeans that are for babies, so… PUN! Got you there!!!


H: Towel me off forever! Make this towel-off last forever! Wait, no -- my childhood! Good things that have happened... good things that will happen! Stop the towel-off!

Potty Talk Time

I want a penis, a vagina and a pure butt to go.
I want five penises from Henry, five vaginas from Drew and a vagina set from Phoebe.

H: Haha you pooped and peed in your pants!
Me: No, I never poop and pee in my pants, I only poop and pee in your pants.

Me: That's enough potty talk.
H: Potty talk is a legend. Many children have dined upon jokes of butt and penises.