Thursday, February 13, 2014

There's No Such Thing

"You're the worst ever. Actually, I love you."

"You're done peeing."
No I'm not.
"There's no such thing as a silent pee, you know."

[after passing by a hospital room with a baby in it]
"I saw the baby just being born. I put blessings on the baby. I kissed it and embraced it and wished it the longest life ever. I wished it to live as long as Pete Seeger, or even longer, and I put much health upon it."

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