"I think God has the head and hair and eyes and neck and voice and brain and thoughts of a woman, but the body of a man."
"There's a dad named Chronos who wants to be god of kids, that's why he gets arrested.
The god police let him go and he becomes a god. He looks like a mommy hippo.
The god of Scotland was so mad at him and wanted him to just stay a dad, so he only got to be god for one day. He didn't really know what god does, so he tried to stop mean gods from doing floods and storms and stuff, and he never was mean, he only did nice stuff, so he wasn't very much like a god."
"If God does any more floods in stories, I'll make him lose his job and he won't be God anymore."
"The first sea is New Jersea. The second sea is... other seas. But if you hear someone talk about the seven seas, you know they're a pirate."
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