Butt Survivor

Captain Plot
The only captain who was not dead
And his eyeballs are popped out
And his brain is not there
And he has lost his brain and eyeballs
He's a zombie now
As a zombie he's gone looking for his brain and eyeballs
He's going to eat them

Captain Plot is not a zombie
But he is dead
I don't think he'll go ahoma*
But I know definitely he will never wake up
For he is sanking from his pirate ship
To the bottom of the sea
He cannot tell his orders
Because his first mate and all that
Are already dead
He wishes:

"If only I could save the princess
From the zombie biome swamp
Because I didn't want her to turn into a zombie
She would not make a beautiful zombie
And I think she should live forever
In the zoo
If she was a giraffe
And I suppose she could live in her own castle
without a king and a queen
but I want her to live in a house in the village
and not a castle
I suppose the princess I wanted to save
from the terrible storm
is not under arrest
but is already dead on the pirate ship
that sank in the storm
I don't think I'll ever have my own princess again
But I know I will still have my own bedroom
I know I'm already dead
But I'll never suh-ved
Until I'm an elephant honor"

*when someone is dead for 22 years